Pardon Me For Asking, but...

• Whatever happened to etiquette?


• If your wife is alone in the woods, and no one is there to hear her, is she still correct?


• Could someone explain that part to me again about spending our way out of debt?


• Why exactly is Paris Hilton a celebrity?


• Is the church getting worldly or is the world getting churchy?


• What part of "Thou shalt not..." do you not understand?


• Why on earth does anyone ever become a proctologist?


• Did it ever just occur to you that nothing ever just occurred to God?


• Why is the prep for a colonoscopy worse than the procedure itself?


• Did you ever notice that Don Knotts wore that same "salt and pepper" suit on the Andy Griffith Show, as well as several of his movies?


• Why was Durward Kirby Garry's sidekick on the old Gary Moore Show? Furthermore, why did Garry Moore have a show in the first place?


• Are Pastor's kids mean because they have to play with Deacon's kids?


• Why do we sing "Where He Leads Me I Will Follow" with our lips, but model, "I Shall Not Be Moved" in our hearts?


• Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?


• Why is it our kids were little heathen, but the grand kids are so perfect?


• Is anybody really listening between 11:20 and noon on Sunday? Is there any evidence?


• Why is it that "sin" is what other people do, but we only have "shortcomings"?


• How much wood COULD a Woodchuck, chuck?


• Why are teachers paid so little, when they teach future professionals who are paid so well?


• Do dogs understand what we are saying, or do they only recognize their names?


• Do Iraqi dogs understand Arabic?


• If Math is so logical, why do so many people have trouble with it?


• What if they gave a war, and nobody came?


• What are we supposed to do with our old analog TVs?


• Why doesn't Barack Obama do something nice for his grandmother in Kenya?


• When I was thinking that my fiance' was "Miss. Right", why didn't someone tell me that her first name was "Always"?


• Does it bother you that what your doctor does is called "practicing"?


• Why does God bless us so much when we are so undeserving?


• When did men stop standing up when a lady walks into the room?


• Have you noticed how many people no longer remove their caps during the National Anthem?


• Why would some folks walk a mile out of their way to tell you a lie, rather than just look you in the eye and speak the truth?
  
• Why do we hurt others, when we have no intention of doing so and don't realize we have?
  
• When will we get our eyes off others and their faults, and focus on Jesus and our personal relationship with Him?


• How will people ever react to the Gospel unless we share it with them?

Pardon me for asking...